Challenge Accepted

Sapphire Dragonflies issued a challenge and me not being one to back away from a challenge, accepted. You can read about her challenge answer here.

Challenge was to list 5 of your strongest personality traits. So here are mine in no particular order:

1. Honest

Brutally honest. My mouth vomits. It doesn't speak. It just vomits words without ever consulting my brain. There are times when I can hear my brain screaming at my mouth to "just shut the fuck up", but just like when you're dry heaving, no matter how much you want to stop it, you just can't. This often leads people to not like me very much because most people CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH. They want you to blow sweet nothing's up their ass. I might lick your ass but I am not blowing sugar up it. See brutally honest.

2. Kind

Ask anyone and they will tell you I am a cold hearted bitch. Confused? This trait was kind so why do people think I am a bitch? When you figure it out, then let me in on it because I so don't get it. I will bend over backwards to help people. Even if I don't like you I will help you. I do for people without them asking. I don't expect anything in return. Whatever I do is just because with no strings attached but yet people don't get that.

3. Non judgemental

I don't care if you fuck rabbits on the weekends and dress up like little bo peep. I don't judge a book by its cover. I know what that's like. People do it to me all of the time. It sucks big round monkey balls. The people you think are asswads are usually some of the most amazing interesting people. IF you take the time to get to know them.

4. Trustworthy

People know this. My one and only friend who has ridden this whole ride with me is still with me because of this. Because he knows if he gave me a million dollars, it wouldn't matter if I was homeless and starving, I wouldn't use one single pound of it. I wouldn't cheat him. I also keep secrets. Tell me where the body is buried and even Guatanomo Bay couldn't pry it out of me.

5. Sincere

Maybe this goes with or is a part of #1 & 3, but I don't say shit just to be saying it. If I tell you I like what you wrote, then I like what you wrote. I don't see the point of wrapping a turd in gold plated wrapping paper. It's still a piece of shit no matter how nicely you wrap it. I don't have time or patience to deal with people who are not sincere. I do not like to blow sugar up other people's asses, but I sure as hell do not like it when you try to do it to me. Just be sincere with me. Tell me the truth. We will get along much better.

I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfucking option, failure's not

"lose yourself-eminem"