There is a fuckin' frog jumping around my room and Jigger refuses to get it out. Instead he is sitting at his desk laughing his ass off at me every time the stupid little fucker jumps near me and I scream like a virgin on prom night. I may have had a crush on Kermit when I was little but that does NOT mean he can jump around my fuckin' room like he owns the place. Dude is lookin' at me funny too. I bet he tries something when I go to sleep.
You are hereby warned lil froggie. This is not the Arc and I am not Noah. You best just hop on down to Miss Piggy's place before I fry me up some frog legs for dinner.
What does friend mean to you?
A word so wrongfully abused
Are you like me, confused?
All included but you
Alone
"frogs - alice in chains"
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